Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, shes yours,
If she doesnt, heres the poison, suicide yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Dont worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesnt comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesnt come back, continue to wait until she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat
C++ Programmer:
(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation
fees
but tell her that shes also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Shell evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesnt, the Weibull distribution and your relation was
improbable anyway.
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesnt, so what! "NEXT".
Schwarzeneggers fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHELL BE BACK!
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesnt, keep follow up with her and never give up!
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2
(peanut!),
If she doesnt, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y2 + (cos(52/34X)) x
5Y(-0.5)c)
where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, its the law of gravity,
If she doesnt, either theres friction higher than the force or
the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right
angle.
Nowadays style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes
Back, It is Yours
If It Doesnt, Hunt it Down and Kill
It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
if you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE ??
