every one every body>>>>hi
i know that every body loves yo mama jokes.....
so i got>>>imean stole some 4 ya
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!!!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family>!!!!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat Ive known her all my life ... and I still havent seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I cant hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat shes got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat a little orbits around her!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fatHer belly buttons got an echo.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
