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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you get three meals a day (free).
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you get time off for good behavior.
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you can watch TV and play games.
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you get your own toilet.
you have to share.
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
they allow your family and friends to visit.
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Hmmm?
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Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Manager
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